He was up just before 8:00. He came out and lay down on the couch. The first thin he said was “Dada. I made a coubtdown in my head until we go to the motor home. It says two days.” “When we leave I’ll kiss the house goodbye.” He talked about the alarm clock: “It’s a really nice clock…I set it to Pennsylvania time.” And about an island he discovered: “Zorextic island. Because it formed in the Mesozoic era.”
We went upstairs, then back downstairs he watched a a video with Paul of someone playing a computer game (Age of Empires or the such). I made him a waffle and strawberries for breakfast. He ate, then watched a little car video with Dad, then watched Inspector Gadget on his ipad.
We watched a show showing how the F-Type is built. He did math problems. I had him dividing a pie multiple times and seeing how many pieces there would be. He found that the calculator could show fractions to 1/512, but then would only do decimals for 1/1024.
We went downstairs. We did the Brother and one gram robot again from a few months ago. He gave it a more sinister ending, with the robots killing everyone, and I taught him the phrase “horror story”. Then the baby dragon story. Carly came down at 10:30. He was getting a bit stressed about the idea of long drives. I got ready in the bathroom and we all got ready to go to the lake. We made sandwiches, and August watched Dad win At solitaire. August ate a whole banana, part of his sandwich, and redeemed the piece of paper for two frozen strawberries again. He then had a treat from the eggs: “It’s like so intense.”
We went out to the garage to get in the car. He saw the box with the pistons from the XK140 and said he knew what they were, and said they were pistons. I asked how he knew that and he explained that he learned it from a Pink Panther episode where his motorcycle has trouble. He was then excitedly telling us things like, “From a noneducational show you can learn about a motor.”
We got driving, and were to the lake by 12:40. We found a spot in the shade. As we were eating snack mix he was referring to them as “Grandma Niman? Randy?” Carly went down to get in the water. Mom asked if he wanted to go down to watch. He replied, “No. I’ll watch from here. I have great vision, remember?” After awhile he wanted to go down. We took the sand toys. We played for awhile, and he took his shoes off to wade in the water and play with Carly’s floatie when she got off. We stayed down there until he needed to go to the bathroom. We went back up and switched to his Crocs and went to the bathroom.
Back at the towels he inspected Gramma’s drink by tasting it and talking about how he can detect germs and viruses. He was asking about pi and I found an article about the world record for number of digits calculated.
Carly then took him down. Tried to get him on the swings, but he would have none of that. I read. When they came back he asked “What’s ‘batten down the hatches’ mean?” They ate popcorn and read Captain Underpants. Mom and Dad both went in the water again, and we left at 2:50.
We stopped at the Rest Awhile fruit stand. I talked them into getting a blackberry shake. Carly and August both admitted I was right, as it was the best shake we’ve had. The woman only charged me $6.25, and when I pointed out they were supposed to be 50 cents more she said she’d been charging $6.25 all day. I put the extra in the tip jar. Then, before we left, Carly went in to get sunglasses. The woman gave them to her for $10, half price.
As we got in the car August asked if he was supposed to sit in the drivers seat and talked like a pilot: “we are going three and a half miles an hour and…”
At home I had about an hour of work, reading about family unification. We then got ready to go and walked to Local Myth. Paul was outside, sitting at a stool. August climbed on the fence and talked to him, and also sort of taunted an English lab on the end of the fence about how it couldn’t get him. We sat in the back as usual. As we walked in he saw the lollipops, and I had to push him to the back. We were going to ask Paul about them, but he forgot quickly. He was excited about pizza, and was dancing around with his back against the wall. We ordered a medium combo, a medium prosciutto and spinach, and a small pizza for August, with olives on half. Paul got a calzone. I got the Manchester cider, which was overly sweet, and we shared a pitcher of something.
August ate 7/8ths of his pizza, except for the crusts. It was a lot. Carly ate the other slice. He interacted with the people next to us, telling them he didn’t like the pizza and giving it a thumbs down, although he told me it was even better than VIPizza. We talked about how the place doesn’t really play to its name, as there are no mentions of local myths. Would be cool if they added information about the lake monster or Sasquatch sightings or the big wave, etc. Paul told us the pictures on the wall are supposed to be of local people though, and when Bob came over he told us more about them. Painted by Rob something (I recognized the name as a local artist) and there are three of them: sisters as a pepper, a man as a garlic, and a man as an onion. Bob thinks one might be Kelly, of Kelly’s Hardware, and had a guess on who the other guy is.
When he was done with the last piece of pizza August was chanting “What’s half of .25?” Not sure if he was contemplating his pizza slices or if it was just a coincidence.
On the walk home he talked about his spy cars and others: “There’s even spy peregrine falcons.” We were home at 7:30. He did math with Carly. We watched Jeopardy, and I was excited to get the final jeopardy answer of ‘Polynesia’ when none of the contestants did.
We went down and did more Brother and a girl stories: a girl who pretended to be the strongest person in the world by freezing time for a boulder dropped from a crane and pretending to hold it up, then being an egg of something that hatches, then hibernates on him, but won’t let him get up when he has to pee.
I got him up to the bathroom around 9 and he played in the sink and Carly took over and gave him a bath. I had him say goodnight to my parents. He didn’t like when I tricked him into getting close to Grandma for a hug and turned around and punched me. We got things settled and I put him to sleep. He took awhile. I told him about how this used to be my room and how it was decorated and sang a couple songs. He took awhile, and it was around 10 or after when he fell asleep. Not entirely sure, as I fell asleep for awhile as well.
Earlier, on the drive home, I think, He had been talking about something that makes you allergic to your favorite food. He said, “If Grampa got it it would make him allergic to huckleberry ice cream, I think.”
Watching a video with uncle Paul:
Watching mama at Alta Lake:
Playing at Alta Lake:
Deflating the floaties:
Singing in the car:
Talking to uncle Paul:



































































