President August’s Rules

1. Don’t destroy something if you still want it

2. Don’t make things moldy if you don’t want them to be

3. Don’t kill plants if they’re not dying

4. Don’t break glass things

5. Don’t take things from other people

6. Don’t destroy iPads

7. Don’t take out your teeth when you’re still not turning into a grown up

8. Don’t destroy water bottles if you want them

9. Keep pajamas

10. Don’t break shoes

11. Don’t steal clothing from people

12. Don’t kill people

13. Don’t hit people

14. Don’t steal water bottles from people

15. Don’t ruin books if you want to read them more

16. Don’t ruin people’s houses when they still want them

17. Don’t touch outlets

18. Don’t burn yourself

19. Don’t break kids’ marbles if they still want them

20. Don’t make people go to the doctor if they don’t want to go to the doctor

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